Monday, April 19, 2010

Dance the Night Away

Last weekend was one of my housemates' birthdays. For each of our birthdays we try to do something special for them: go out to dinner, throw a surprise party, pedicure pampering, etc. Well, this particular housemate had always wanted to go clubbing. So she did a little research, called a few places, got on a guest list or two and decided on a winner.

So last Friday night, after playing in a soccer game reminiscent of the beginning of the movie The Big Green (I let a goal in by missing the ball with my hands and letting it roll slowly between my legs and into the net...), I ran home and started throwing clothes around frantically looking for something suitable for a club. Unfortunately, my wardrobe consists of two (working on three) types of clothes: Casual, Nicer Casual, and Business. You can't really get down in a pencil skirt nor is a gray men's undershirt super trendy...

But after some debate, a little tape, and an apple to chow on, I was ready to go!

We got to the club a little early, and hung out for a while, waiting for other people to start dancing, because we sure were not going to be the first ones out there...

[Being a 21+ club, the crowd was a little older than college-age. Like I'm pretty sure many of them had babysitters at home watching their children...their 7 year old children...]

Once the dance floor started to fill up, we slide on out there and rocked a modern version of the Macarena, the YMCA dance, and the line dancing I learned back in elementary school...jk...we were quite the dancing circle of single ladies. Let me tell you, our hips did not lie.

Aside from the nightmarish flashbacks to high school homecoming dances, throbbing feet, the inability to wear shoes for the next few days, bitterness toward previously adored heals, soreness in muscles that I was not aware existed, and/or one embarrassing confession I had to make in front of a class today, it was a fun evening of dancing and celebrating the birthday of my housemate.

Will I go again?...only if they promise to play "Spice Up Your Life"...

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Progression, Regression, or Stagnation?


Last Saturday, while home in Washington on my Spring Break, I went the Skagit Vallet Tulip Festival with my parents. My dad posted a blog with all the pictures that he took of the tulips - some great shots!

When we were kids, my family would go see the tulips almost annually. Back then it was free (when we went last weekend it was $4 per person...even tree-hugging North Westerns embrace capitalism) and a great place for a family of squirrelly children. There were character cutouts, carnival food, and best of all, any flowers that we accidentally walked on were not ones that my mom had worked hard to plant and grow. While we did not get an entirely free pass at flattening tulips during a game of tag, we sure did not face the full wrath of a green thumb scorned.

On Saturday, while my mom and I were watching my dad play photographer for the day, my mom made a comment about how she thought the tulip festival had expanded. I responded that I remembered the tulip festival to be bigger, more forest-like. But that could also be due to the fact that the last time I was there I was about three feet tall...

The last documented (meaning pictures in our family albums) time that I was at the tulip festival was when I was 5 years old. As a fresh 22 year old, that means it has been (let me pull out the calculator for this one) 17 years since I frolicked through the tulips (You think I'm kidding about the calculator huh?).

This period of tulip silence got me thinking about how my early tulip experiences differed from my current tulip experience.

As a 5 year old, I was very sensitive to the cold, meaning I cried like a little girl (in my defense, I was a little girl) when I was freezing my backside off. Yet I fought tooth and nail to not wear my ugly pink cat sweater with matching hair bow. I was an astute 5 year old; what if I met a cute 6 year old boy? He would not ask me for my number if he saw me in a hideous sweater...

Well, I am happy to report that as a 22 year old, I have abandoned vanity for reason...actually I just left vanity in California (I mean cute surfer boys don't pick up just anyone...). I willingly put on a turtleneck...for those of you who don't know what this piece of clothing is, it is a shirt that silently strangles you for the sake of keeping your neck warm. If I am dead, why does my neck need to be warm?...a fleece jacket, and a ski jacket shell for rain and wind protection. Then I strapped on boots that I had a history of "forgetting at home" for winter camp in high school, and I trudged out the door. I did make an honest attempt at styling my hair, but then I remembered:

Washington spring weather (it may rain at any given moment) + wind = bad news.

A braid and a bun later, I was ready to meet prince charming at the tulips...I mean, family trip! Yeah!

As we walked around the tulip garden arrangements I saw a circular row of tulips surrounding a bench. I posed the question to my parents :
"Hypothetically, if I tried to hurdle the tulips and missed, would we get kicked out?"
"Yes...plus, you break it, you buy it..." was their answer, with some rolling of the eyes.

A 5 year old would just have taken off...a 22 year old restrains herself, but still contemplates it...As we got nearer to the tulip circle, I discovered that the circle was a bit thicker than I had anticipated, making success unlikely for a 5 or 22 year old.

After saving me from certain bankruptcy for having to pay for the tulips that I would have smashed, my parents walked out of the sculpted garden and toward the tulip fields. I trotted along.

Now these tulip fields are like any other crop field. They are long rows of tulips with enough space between the rows for a person to walk without stepping on a flower. Nevertheless there was a sign with strict instructions to:

"Stay on the path. Do not walk down the tulip rows."


Well thank you Skagit Valley. It didn't occur to me how much fun running through a field of tulips would be until you told me I couldn't.

Granted, some of the 5 year olds that I saw at the tulip fields were leashed to their parents, thus effectively nullifying the potential for any mischief whatsoever. But a free-roaming 5 year old would just take off into the fields ignoring the shriek of their mortified and angry parents. They would not care that a sign was telling them no...most likely because they could not read the sign and could easily claim ignorance of the rule...darn you literacy! You have robbed me of all sorts of fun...

As a 22 year old, I had to settle for scanning the fields to make sure the coast was clear (which it never was) of those pesky tulip police ready to peg you with some sort of tulip tromping trespassing ticket.

After a day of considering myself superior to the 5 year old trouble causers, I found a tulip worthy of being photographed with me...17 years ago, I took a similar picture...


(In case you can't see it, the flower names are "Elite" and "Attila")
(Also note: I do believe I loved this cat sweater even though it did not aid me on the love-at-first-sight category...)

The question I ponder now is:

Have I made progress?

Am I regressing?

Or have I not changed at bit?

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

The Kick

Have you ever wondered how a runner who has spent the last hour striding around a track find it in them to sprint the last 100 meters? Personally, I think the real question is why did you spend the last hour running in circles...but that is besides the point of this blog post.

The sprint on the last 100 meters is the kick. The final effort to make it to the finish line.

While I don't really resonate with runners, I do like the sports analogy.

This week I have a take home midterm due. It is ten short answer questions about how I would run a bicycle company called Wacky Wheels. It is due Thursday. Today is Wednesday. Have I started? That depends on your definition of "start"...

I honestly have more important things on my mind than how to lead Wacky Wheels through a merger with Big Wheels, the cross town rival company, like should I take a carry-on or check a bag when I fly home on Friday? Or, I wonder how much space two bags of coffee will take up? Or if all 3 disc sets of Jungle Jam will fit onto a 4gb USB drive? Or if given the proper amount of time, should I learn the Tango of the Foxtrot? Like I said, important things.

Yet knowing my looming deadline, I am not worried. Why am I not worried?

Because I have a kick.

I can't start something early because it is just not urgent enough. But I can bust out a project with the utmost quality the day before.

Because I have a kick.

So rest assured I will start my midterm with plenty of time to finish and read over it. But in the meantime...

Do I bring one or two jackets home and how many pairs of shoes?

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Foolproof Pickup Line

"I watched Basketball for four days this weekend. My bracket is solid"

I was telling my housemates that I spent four days watching NCAA March Madness and my roommate's boyfriend told me to tell this to any guy I meet and it will be irresistible...

TWS: Third Wheel Syndrome


What has three wheels and is not a tricycle?

Me at my kitchen table...with my roommate sitting on her boyfriend's lap on the couch across from the table.

Tonight I was just minding my own business doing homework at our kitchen table when my roommate (let's call her Bianca) and her boyfriend (we will call him Aaron) come waltzing into the living room and plop down in the couch across from our kitchen table.

I would like to take this time to point out that we have two living rooms. One with the kitchen table and a couch. The other with FOUR other couches.

Normally, being the good roommate that I am and recognizing that the little couple has not seen each other for a week, I would move.

But not tonight!

I was here first!

I have turned the kitchen table into a very organized and large desk. Similar to Dwight's Mega Desk. I will not be forced to relocate. My desk just won't fit in any other room.

Aside the competitive nature ingrained in me to out-awkward the cuddly couple is my twisted sense of "responsibility".

See, Bianca and Aaron have a habit of staying in each others arms for long hours, late into the night/morning. Our house does not fill out NCAA tournament brackets. No, we take bets on when Aaron left last night/morning. Once I lost with 3:45 am...the actual departure was 4:30am.

This is not the first time that I have experienced TWS (Third Wheel Syndrome). During Christmas time, our house drove around looking at Christmas lights. I must have angered someone because I got stuck in a car with only Bianca and Aaron. It was quite romantic with me pestering, "What? Could you speak up?" every few houses or so.

Thank you house. I really appreciate you all...

So tonight, since my peaceful homeworking (really Grey's Anatomy watching if I'm being honest) area was disturbed, I am determined to remain in the same room until Aaron leaves. I am fully prepared with a ruler, a bible, plenty of movie quotes, and sports statistics from this weekend's March Madness games.

(Bianca is sympathetic towards the Jay Hawks, so between my underhanded question about how she felt about the University of Northern Iowa and stalking her date with Aaron, I may have to sleep with one eye open for awhile.)

I will no longer let TWS ruin my homework rhythm. I will no longer let TWS make me walk around the house with my computer screen open to preserve my place in the episode of Grey's Anatomy, thus making the screen wabble.

Only you can stop TWS!

* This Public Service Announcement was made to you on behalf of the Single Ladies Association of The Cove*

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Shall we dance?

Normally I don't watch basketball. However, I always make an annual exception for March Madness. Just prior to the Big Dance, is the Pac-10 tournament. In my weekend devoid of urgent homework, I was flipping through the TV and stumbled upon the semifinals. University of Washington Huskies were playing. After dominating Stanford in the semis, they moved on to play Cal in the finals this afternoon.


Such. A. Good. Game.

Such. An. Epic. Win.


They were close the entire time with lead changes and ties throughout the game.

With this win, the Huskies get an automatic bid to the NCAA tournament.

I knew I should have bought those last minute tickets this morning :)

Friday, March 12, 2010

One year old

Happy Birthday Blog :)




I hope it has kept you all laughing and thinking as much as it has for me!