The strom approaches:

"I don't want to be in a battle. But waiting on the edge of one I can't escape is even worse."

-Pippin, Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

This is how I feel about the coming busy season...

*P.S. Post 100!!

My First Business Trip...

Last week I had the obligation (not privilege, not opportunity, and certainly not pleasure) of going to Peach Tree City, Georgia to attend my firm's national training.

Little did I know when I made my flight reservation, this would be the first time since 1993 that Georgia would get a big snow storm. Needless to say, the city of Atlanta did not know how to handle said storm...they would fail as boy scouts due to lack of preparation. I later found out that the city only has 12 snow plows, two of which were broken down at the time of this "severe" weather.

After having my first flight canceled, I rebooked a red eye out of Seattle to arrive in Atlanta at 6:30am the morning of the first day of training. The conference center was 20 minutes away from the airport, so I WAS going to make it on time. However, after standing on a snowy curb for 45 minutes I called the hotel shuttle service to discover that transportation was shut down because of the snow.

With the shuttle ETA being unknown, I shuffled back into the airport main terminal and found a nice comfy chair to make myself at home in. The only thing that would force me to surrender my chair to the other stranded travelers who were circling like vultures would be the need to use the restroom or find an outlet to charge in my rapidly decreasing phone battery...

After two hours of pondering how to stay productive in an airport I got a phone call from the hotel. The highway was still closed and no taxi was will to brave the side streets, so they were sending me to a nearby hotel to wait until conditions changed. All I had to do was take the train to Midtown station and the hotel will be right there.

I lug my suitcase onto an already crowded train and ride it to the instructed station. I get out at said station, yet the hotel is nowhere in sight. To add to this ever evolving adventure, it was snowing; just adding to the several inches already covering the streets.

Shuddering at the potential of wondering in the snow in the wrong direction, I pulled out my trusty iphone 4 (insert product placement plug here), looked up the hotel and began walking in the right direction. After half a block I gave up on trying to wheel my suitcase through the snow and just picked the not-so-small thing up and carried it the rest of the way.

Once at the hotel this weary traveler took a shower, a nap, and a detailed assessment of why I am overcommitted to my job...

Around 2pm, I decided I was hungry enough to go forage for food. While getting a burger to go at a local restaurant called "Taco Mac" (I was confused too) the hotel called and said they could now send a shuttle to the airport, I just had to get back there soon. So I grabbed my burger and started hurrying back to the hotel. In my rush I forgot that my shoes lacked any traction whatsoever, so resultantly I slipped on an icy grate and fell. It hurt.

When I finally got to the CORRECT hotel, I was tired, hungry and in need of more PTO (paid time off) to recover; however, I still had 2 and half days of tax training ahead of me.

I gave it my best and here is what I learned from LTS Consultant training:

1. Never fly a red eye unless you only plan to sleep the next day.
2. Never open a camelbak water bottle in an airplane...the cabin pressure causes the water to shoot out of the bottle like a sprinkler gone haywire.
3. Never wear TOMS shoes to walk several blocks in the snow or over icy grates.
4. Never travel with a half charged phone - it got kinda tense near the end to find an outlet.
5. Never, under any circumstance, go to Peach Tree City, Georgia if they think a flake of snow will fall.
6. Oh, and S Corporations can't have foreign investors...

Christmas from the Other Side

The thanks have been given. The tryptophan nap has been taken. The golden gobbler has been awarded. The Presidential turkeys have been pardoned. Thanksgiving is over and the Christmas season is officially upon us.

And nothing says the end of Thanksgiving like Black Friday, Santa Hats, and Christmas music!

Being the strict holiday follower that I am, today I switched my Pandora station from the epic soundtrack music (perfect studying atmosphere) to Jars of Clay (Holiday). One of the first songs that came on was "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen". When they sang of remembering Jesus Christ was born on Christmas day and that this is reason for good tidings of comfort and joy, tears were brought to my eyes. For those who know me, I am not so familiar with the waterworks.

Lately I have been thinking about what Christmas is like from the other side; from the side that doesn't know that Christmas is a celebration of the beginning of God's tangible work of bringing us into his family. What songs do they sing? Surely not "Hark the Harold Angles Sing", or "Joy to the World", or "Silent Night".

What is Christmas without our Savior? Another quasi-birthday holiday where you get stuff? Another summer break-like holiday where you get off school?

Christmas without the manger is as hollow and disappointing as that chocolate Easter bunny you were convinced was solid...

I wonder what it is like to not feel the weight of the theology behind this holiday and yet still celebrate. Christmas is so rich with meaning. How could you hear the music and see the change in mood and not wondering why? Thinking about how my co-workers or high school friends would celebrate this day makes me realize that I never want to experience a day without the knowledge of what my savior did for me.

Let me not just remember Jesus in the time between the fourth Thursday in November and December 25th.

Abreviations and Acronyms

Lately it seems my daily voacaulary has been reduced to abreviations and acronyms.

In accounting there are so many different long and laborious terms that it is easier to use acronyms when you talk about them.

There is IRS, FTB, IFRS, GAAP, GAAS, PCAOB, SAS, or my new favorite, GAGAS (apparently Lady Gaga is a secret CPA...). It is now possible to have an entire conversation without actually saying any substantial words.

In addition to acronyms, I have resorted to excessive abreviations. I abrev all the time in general, but recently I have been studying for my CPA exam and making post-its notes of important information. So in the attempt to condense 500 pages of accounting notes onto a 3x3 post-it note, I have been abreviating. This has led to some accidental words...

For instance, last Monday, I was sitting at Panera, eating my sandwich and making post-it notes, when all of a sudden I realize I have been writing STDs all over my notes. Here I thought I had discovered a clever abreviation for the word standards...guess not.

It brought back the memory of the time I abreviated situational analysis in a text message to a friend...it was as bad as you think...

Needless to say, I need to work on developing my awareness skills and learning vocab like I'm about to take the SAT again.

Where in Orange County is Amanda...

Eating fabulous food

Sitting in traffic

Drinking Tea with the roommates

4 Foolproof Study Methods

For the past month I have been studying for my CPA exam and my habits have gone to a new level...

1. Read the book





2. Take Notes







3. Make Post-it note reminders of key concepts
   
   




4. Discover new uses for mirrors other than fixing your hair

Correlations

I wonder if there is a correlation between days with rain* and an increase in tow truck service in Southern California...

*It was not raining this morning. It was not even drizzling. It was misting. I saw three fender benders and I could never reach over 30 mph on the freeway.